Hi, my name is Gwen!
I'm feeling twenty three this year, I blow wind through expensive metal tubes for money, and my pronouns are she/her/hers.
If there's anything else you'd like to know, please send me an ask!
every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)
“He was attractive and charismatic, his victims never would have suspected anything”
If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter
